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News You Can't Use
EUREKA, MO—Pope Benedict XVI returned to Rome today following a
historic, three-day trip to Six Flags St. Louis, the first official
papal visit to a major American theme park since Pope Paul VI's
Thanksgiving Mass at Wet 'n Wild in August 1966...
CHICAGO—God, the divine creator and omnipotent deity, held a press
conference Tuesday to discuss the infinite ways in which He could curse
the postseason hopes of His least favorite baseball team, the Chicago
Cubs.
HELL--Condemned souls who have to lie on their backs chained to a flat rock
while a white-hot sheet of iron is lowered to within inches of their
faces have stated that the rise in Hell’s ambient temperature now makes
the iron seem much closer to their faces than it actually is...
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Bad Vicar
Yes Prime Minister on the Anglican
Church
